Commercials
There will be honest-to-god commercials here… later!
Goldfish
“Ugghhhrrgghhh ugrgh gruh.”
When the esteemed Goldfish Cracker Company asked us to make an ad showing how difficult it can be to throw a cracker into a man’s open mouth, we said, “Okay!”
Schweppes
“Zamn, zaddy, that’s thirsty!”
We’re going to be honest – we really let this one get away from us.
Fitbit
“Where will your ten-thousandth take you?
Oh. Oh no. Did we make an actual, good ad? This isn’t funny at all. WHO ARE WE?